The most perfectly cut watermelon in the entire world.
June 15th, 2009 | Subscribe to comments 
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Chris: Candy! Come quick! You HAVE to see how perfectly even I cut this watermelon!!!
Candy: Oh wow. That is amazing.
Chris: You have to take a picture! We have to capture this moment forever!!!
Candy: Ok. *click*
Alright, alright, mildly exaggerated but yeah I was impressed with my slicing skills…come on, who else thinks cutting a watermelon exactly in half is pretty cool!? Let my wife hear it by commenting!
This post is HI-larious.
Chris, that would be your brother, JB. :)
I think Chris wants a trophy or something…
Why do boys always want a pat on the back when the do something right? Sheesh! =)
Awesome Vegan Girl
It’ll start getting a little ridiculous if I have to take a picture of him taking the trash out…folding laundry..eating an apple… :P
Incidentally, I told my husband about the name of your blog and he thought it was funny. When I think of the blog name, I can just imagine your husband rubbing his tummy and saying “Soup belly!” in a deep voice. M., my husband, said that’s something he and his friends would do.
He actually says it alot. Yesterday we had 3 bowls of soup each and both had soup bellies. I should list a bunch of funny words my husband says… :P
Yes, that is indeed pretty impressive! Better than smashing it on the pavement! What kind of knife did you use?
Also, taking pictures of our accomplishments encourages us all to keep improving:)
Well you know Chris, he’s very un-Gallagher-like in the watermelon smashing sense :)