- Begin short story -
Scene: Me, standing on the side of the road, clicking away. Woman runs out of her house screaming.
Woman: HEY YOU! STOP DOING THAT NOW!!!
Me: ……
Woman: I’M TALKING TO YOU! GET AWAY FROM MY COWS!
Me: ……
- End short story -
Wasn’t that a lovely story? I enjoyed it.
I think she screamed at me [...]




