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The First Ever Soupbelly Giveaway

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Four of you lucky readers will have the chance to win one of these lovely, delicious Lime Chipotle Marinades courtesy of Saucy Mama and Yours Truly!

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I thought long and hard about how to make this a fun giveaway. Unfortunately, I haven’t figured out anything clever or entertaining.

I’ll make it simple for you guys:

Tell me a joke. Yes, you have to write me a joke. At the end of the giveaway (Wednesday, August 12, 9:00pm  EST) I’ll collect all the jokes written in the comments section of this post, print them out, put each joke in a hat and make my husband pick out 4 winners. That way you can blame him if you weren’t picked. Muhahaha!

And I’ll post a picture of him picking out of the hat. That way you can be sure it wasn’t a rigged contest. Though Chris will TRY to pick the funniest jokes out of the hat.

The First Ever Soupbelly Giveaway Rules:

1) No raunchy or racist jokes. Keep em PG-13.

2) Bottles can only be shipped within the US.

3) Only one joke per reader.

After I select the 4 The First Ever Soupbelly Giveaway winners, I will announce them on a post on Thursday, August 13th, at which time you can e-mail me your contact info. to Soupbelly@gmail.com

OK I gotta end this post, Chris keeps humming the Jeopardy theme song…

20 thoughts on “The First Ever Soupbelly Giveaway”

  • What do southerners call a computer mouse? A “Critter”. If you don’t get the joke you haven’t spent enough time in the south!

  • Did you hear about the guy who had his maid kill two people to include his wife? Yeah, the fellow suspected his wife of cheating.

    One day he called home from work and asked to speak to his wife.

    The maid replied that his wife was busy upstairs with her new boyfriend.

    The husband instructed the maid to get the shotgun from his gun cabinet, go upstairs and kill them both.

    After a few minutes, he heard two gunshots and the maid returned to the phone asking what to do with the bodies.

    He told her to dump the bodies in the pool.

    The maid asked “Which pool!?!?”

    He said “I’m sorry…is this 972-448-****….”


  • What goes up but never comes down?

    Your age…………..sorry, Haven’t had enough coffee to be more creative.

  • Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?

    “101 Ways to Wok Your Dog”

  • Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days ’cause it says concentrate!
    NO offense to anyone’s mamma!! 🙂

  • Two farm boys are walking down the road when they spy a hound dog sitting in front of a house licking his genitals.

    Says one, “I wish I could do that.”

    Replies the other, “I think you better pet him first.”

  • I was told to play dead if attacked by an angry bear, and thought is that wise? he’s already angry, probably not a good time to try pulling a practical joke on him! =D

    lol i dont live in the US so dont put my joke in the hat candy! Just wanted to make someone smile!

  • Oops, just occurred to me that some might consider my joke raunchy. My apology, Candy! (It still makes me laugh after 40 years. Plus, it’s the only joke I actually remember!)

  • A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn, then a left turn, each time hearing a loud clunk.

    When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note: ‘Removed bowling ball from trunk.’

  • Wow, it looks like everyone’s gonna have around a 1 in 4 chance of winning a bottle now. Funny jokes guys…and it took me about 8 hours to finally get the joke about the King’s sleevies, Meggilizz!
    I didn’t have my V8 this mornin…..

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