Me: “I have a great immune system. The greatest ever.”
Me: “Chris had the flu and I didn’t catch it from him. Maybe I’m like, the one person who is immune from the H1N1 flu. I’m awesome.”
Me: “I’ll let people who really need the vaccine go and take it.”
Me: “I don’t even need to take Airborne when boarding a plane. I’m invincible.”
Me: “Pack the Nyquil and Dayquil. We won’t need it.”
Me: “Is it cold in here?”
Me: “Hmm…I guess the allergies are kicking in this morbing. I feel a libble stubpted up.”
Me: “I might’ve eaben too many spring rolls yesterday and have ‘yeet hay’. My throat sure is sore from it.”
Me: “What’s with this cough? It doesn’t seeb to stob!”
Me: “Ugh. Every timeb I sneeze I feel like by brains are gonna comb outta by nose.”
Me: “Where’s the Nyquil?! I NEED IT!”
Lo and behold, in the one cabinet we had not packed, were these two magnificent bottles.
I’ll let my husband off the hook for not listening to me this timeb.


Shout it out girl, shout it out (reference to cleaning supplies and medications in one cabinet..hehe).
That totally STINKS (although you can’t smell it) and I hope you feel better fast!
Ugh, I’m so sorry to hear. I just love that you spelled out words how you’re enunciating them. I always think the same way about “yeet-hay” after eating fried food :)
Hope you feel better soon.
Aw crap Candy…hoping you feel better soon! Moving across country would suck while so ill. :(
LOL, i am laughing with you, not at you SB! Hope you get better so you can really enjoy your cross-country eat-a-thon!!
Oh no! Hope you’re feeling better soon!
April – we reserved one cabinet for all our cleaning supplies/medicine. everything else is empty. in fact, our whole apartment is empty except for our cats, an air mattress and some clothes.
Momisodes – Whenever I get yeet hay, I always wonder if I’m coming down with a cold, or if it’s just yeet hay and nothing more. My husband never understands it :P
Kier – Tell me about it. I think I’m recovering the fastest anyone ever has in the history of colds. Maybe it was stressed induced. But it just feels like a regular head cold, thank goodness. Wouldn’t want to drive cross country with a flu (knock on wood).
Joan – As long as I get to taste the crab legs by the time we’re in Vegas, I call it a success.
Jen – Thank you! I hope so too!