Another satisfied customer.

This wonderful message was my last comment I had the pleasure of reading this morning, on my spring rolls recipe:

From: (jock)

when do we put the mushrooms? your idiotic page doesnt’t give a damn clue! fry cabbage and carrots, add pork! set to cool! where are the freaking shiitaki?! idiotic recipe-writer! your true mission is to be writing on the public bathroom walls, not recipes!

This was my response, because on some days, I don’t feel like ignoring nasty emails or comments:


Dear jock,

I deeply apologize for any pain or confusion I’ve caused you. I do recommend that you visit other websites for recipes, as mine sometimes have errors and you seem to have trouble dealing with things like that. This blog is a free service that I take my time to write and share recipes with other readers. I also recommend that you learn to control your anger, since you clearly didn’t expect me to answer your question from the extremely rude way you asked it. Because now, there’s only one place I can think of putting the shiitake mushrooms, and it’s not in the recipe.

Also, go F— yourself.

Thanks for visiting my website,


7 Thoughts on “Another satisfied customer.

  1. Kristin Davis on June 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm said:

    You Go Girl!!!!!

  2. April was in CT now CA on June 6, 2012 at 2:31 am said:

    HAHA!!! I love it! Pretty sure you couldn’t have crafted a better response or “recipe for dealing with assholes”.

  3. Thanks you guys. I think I will take up writing on bathroom walls: For a good time, e-mail

  4. janet s on June 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm said:

    Gave me a good laugh! That was awesome. Too bad that person has nothing better to do.

  5. Lanea E. on June 8, 2012 at 11:52 pm said:

    I LOVE your response, and your recipes as well. They have never failed me, I have loved everyone that I have tried

  6. Ive been a lurker and subscriber for far too long. I have to say this: you nailed your response. You’re awesome.

  7. You’re awesome! I wish I had found your blog a long time ago. I’ve been reading every single post for the last 45 minutes. I’m 5 months pregnant and already can’t sleep. You’re a fantastic writer! Can’t wait to read through the rest! Hope you had a great holiday :)

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