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Nothingness.

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Visiting California was a sort of test for me. I saw my nephew for the first time, my brother and his wife saw my 2nd baby for the first time. We planned trips to Napa for wine tasting, and ate tons of food. I looked forward to eating at Morimoto for months. See the pics above.

Usually a vacation makes me feel refreshed or happier. My favorite two things to do used to be wine tasting and trying new foods.

I felt nothing.

Not that I didn’t have an appreciation for the food. I admire new dishes that I tried and respect the effort that went into preparing them. I also like the fact I can eat something that I have no idea how to prepare at home myself. What’s missing is my excitement. Even though the food is new, it’s old in the fact that I’ve had ‘new’ so many times.

I haven’t watched a movie in a movie theater in years. I refuse to sit in a movie theater anymore, because I have so little precious free time, and to sit in a dark theater not talking or thinking and just being immersed in the same old plot using the same old formula that was probably loosely adapted from a book that was probably way better than the movie itself. Always a disappointment.

Music is the same. Everything sounds like a cover of a cover of a cover of a song from the 1940s. Nobody singing lately sounds like they had any meaningful  life experiences to sing about. They are mostly songs about how rich and famous they are. I’m probably listening to the wrong stations, but I haven’t had any ambition to look for anything, so I turn it off.

Art, like everything else, seems to be about money as well. How many times do I see an artist make something authentic anymore? Everything is about shock value. Not that I’m opposed to shock value itself, but shock value for popularity, for financial gain. I feel like artists paint along and wonder how much money they can get out for it. It’s lost all meaning. Yes, people should make a living doing what they love. But it seems they all just love making money, not art.

Look at this blog. I have ads posted all over the place because everyone told me to profit off of it. In a way, it’s great because I don’t have to pay the annual expense of keeping this website up. It pays for itself. But my husband thinks one day I’ll make real money with this blog. Like, enough money to make a living. It got to the point where I’m told I shouldn’t write certain things, I should make it more friendly to people, I should try to gain more of an audience by saying certain things. Less opinions. Less feelings. Less honesty. And definitely, never ever write things like this post. Meaning, don’t ever be myself. I was even told by someone to just write things for shock value, to increase my hits and gain popularity. What ever happened to writing because you enjoy writing? Why is everything for profit? Someone slap me across the face if I ever post 15 recipes in a row advertising Kikkoman soy sauce (sponsored by Kikkoman!) or 25 easy ways to use my Kitchenaid mixer (sponsored by Kitchenaid!).

I’ve stopped drawing because I’m at a standstill with my technique. The more I am told (aside from being mediocre) that everything I draw looks exaggerated, or cartoonish, I end up drawing things like this:

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It looks like one of those awful commissioned portraits people do for $49.99. I hate it. so. much. I get depressed after finishing every single one I draw now. I realized I took to heart every negative comment and did the opposite. This is the outcome. Now it looks like everyone else I see on the internet. It doesn’t look like me anymore. It looks like every other artist portrait, the ones where you can’t tell any of them apart.

I’ve crumpled up so many of these drawings. But some of them, I force myself to tape up on the wall so I have to stare at it everyday. I scrutinize every part of it, and think of ways to improve things later on. My technique has improved, but my style and creativity, well, I have none. I can’t even fake it.

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All of this screams me trying to improve my technique, but nothing else is behind it. There’s no story, nothing interesting to tell. Nobody thinks anything when they see this.

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This is me trying to show her hair and side of her face in sunlight. That’s all I tried to do.

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This is me giving up on the rest of the drawing because I felt I screwed up the faces. So I just made a rough outline of her body and called it a day.

So you see, I can’t even fake it. I remember sitting in each art class in college on critique days, and I couldn’t even muster up fake reasons for why I did anything. Like, I felt it was important to put focus on the faces rather than the bodies because blah blah blah. And, I was trying to portray his blah blah expression and his story is blah blah blah. Sometimes I wondered if everyone else was making it up as they went along, and fooling the rest of us. Or maybe they were really all authentic and free and did have stories to tell. And I had nothing to say.

Actually, I do have a short story to tell. One day, I was pulled over for speeding. Every woman in the entire world I knew said she made herself cry so they wouldn’t get a ticket. So I tried to think about things to cry about. I couldn’t. I didn’t feel anything. The cop asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I shrugged. He said I was going 20 over the speed limit. I shrugged again. Should I lie and tell him I really needed to pee? Should I pretend sob? I just sat there. I couldn’t do it. Not because I had morals or whatever (well, that was a tiny part of it). But I couldn’t lie about it. It wasn’t worth it. Plus, I absolutely hated looking weak, especially in front of law enforcement. And especially in front of a man. It would be the total opposite of who I was. I rather pay the ticket and sit there absolutely stoic, as if he didn’t affect me at all. He had probably seen hundreds of women sobbing through tickets. I didn’t give him the satisfaction. I wish I hadn’t been ‘speeding’ the last 100 yards before the new speed limit sign at a speed trap, though.

That was one of those defining moments where I realized what kind of person I was. I didn’t care about myself enough to get out of a ticket. I wouldn’t have felt good getting out of a ticket. Everyone else feels good getting out of a ticket. Something must be wrong with me.

Calling it postpartum depression sounds too feminine. And hormonally imbalanced. It sounds way more hip to say I have an existential crisis.

Maybe instead of a book club I should start a fight club. With moms.

A good mom.

What constitutes being a good mom?

Lately I’ve been writing about the endless chores and having no time and lack of sleep. For some reason I feel the need to make it clear that I have no issues with doing the menial tasks presented every day, no matter how redundant and mundane they seem. It’s the redundancy and mundaneness that drives me crazy everyday. Taking it one day at a time is a breeze when I think about things that way, it takes a load off my shoulders. It’s only ONE load of laundry, FOUR to FIVE diapers a day, THREE meals a day. No problem. It’s when I’m idle for 5 minutes a day and I realize that I have done 4 loads of laundry a week, every week for 4 years; 4 loads x 52 weeks a year = 208 loads of laundry x 4 years = 832 loads of laundry. 832 times folding laundry and putting it away. And then I feel overwhelmed. I look at it as 832 loads of laundry to wash and fold for the next 4 years.

832 loads of laundry for 4 years.

360 newborn diaper changes in first month of my firstborn, followed by 5 diaper changes a day everyday for 30 months is roughly 49 billion diapers. Times two kids. My math is a little off give or take a billion.

Anyone can do laundry. Anyone can change a diaper or make a meal. I don’t struggle with doing simple tasks or raising my kids. I don’t need help with my laundry or my kids or cooking a meal or two. It’s my mindset that needs to change.

That isn’t to say that I wouldn’t graciously accept any help offered, I’m not a martyr.

I guess being a good mom is being a happy mom who has a happy family. Even if the laundry isn’t done. Even if they cut corners and eat (gasp) prepackaged foods.

The laundry will never be completely finished. There will always be dirty clothes. Instead of looking at it as another 832 loads for the next four years, I can picture how my kids will eventually be old enough to help with the laundry. I can picture going on vacations when they are older. Trying new restaurants. Running errands in a normal amount of time. No more carseats. No more packing strollers, boxes of diapers, sippy cups. Replacing my diaper bag with a real purse. I picture my kids in school and I will eventually be able to do something else with my time. When I think about everything this way, I feel a weight lifted off my shoulders.

Sometimes taking it one day at a time doesn’t work. I need to look at the future.

When I see how the mundane and redundant things I do everyday will fade away, I also feel some sadness. I won’t have a baby head to sniff and drool on top of. Yes, drool actually came out of my mouth uncontrollably when I sniffed her head yesterday. My toddler won’t tell me how ‘wittle’ spiders use teeny tiny brooms to clean up bugs around our house. She won’t explain how fire ants are named so because they spray fire out of their mouths and burn you. I won’t have to explain why boys can’t have babies in their bellies. My kids won’t jump on me to wake me up each morning and slobber me with kisses.

So when my kid made her 8th drawing of a rainbow or a flower this morning, I won’t look at it like, how many more rainbows or flowers will I have to endure? I’ll think, how many more rainbows or flowers will I be able to fawn over before she grows up and could care less about showing me something she accomplished?

I guess a part of parenthood is how your children make you grow up as well. To get past the ‘woe is me’ and take responsibility of my own actions and feelings and contemplating my feelings before just simply reacting to them. And that having kids doesn’t make me happy. That’s right. My kids aren’t responsible for my happiness. I have to be a happy person for myself, and my kids will hopefully become happy people because they see me happy. And in that sense, I have been failing as a parent.

So, what constitutes a good mom? A happy mom.

I could’ve answered that question in the beginning with that simple answer but I like droning on and on.

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I drooled on that baby’s head. And that girl says ‘wittle’ instead of ‘little’.

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