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It’s the only way I can describe the feeling everyday. I feel like I’m drowning and sinking to the bottom. I can’t get my head above water. That everyone around me has mastered this ‘being a mother’ thing and I’m struggling.

It’s not that my kids are horrible little monsters, they are actually pretty decent. It’s not that I have it tougher than anyone else, I see other moms who are even busier than me who manage to hold it together. So I can’t say I have it worse than others. The problem is I seem to be dealing with things worse than others, or at least I’m more brutally honest about my issues.

I wake up with this suffocating feeling every morning. I think it’s because we put the kids to bed at night and I wake up with one or both kids on me somehow. I can’t wake up in silence, refreshed and energetic, ready to start the day. Instead I wake up in the worst mood possible because I just want to fall back asleep again.

I get an average of 2-5 hours of sleep per night. That’s probably my main issue. If I had 7-8 hrs every night consistently for a number of weeks, I feel like things would get better. So starting each day with little sleep, there’s the endless chores with NO BREAKS. Imagine constantly needing to do things and not being able to sit down. And if you do sit down, your kids need you to do something for them. If you close the bathroom door for privacy, a baby in her needy stage starts screaming and crying because you are out of her sight. You can’t even PEE in silence. I sometimes avoid peeing for hours because I have so much built up tension from hearing her crying. As if she trained me to hold my pee. I will have the world’s only case of exploding bladder one day.

Just imagine having a panic attack because you worry about peeing and how that will cause a meltdown. Sure, you can deal with it a few times at first. Just laugh it off and console her. But weeks and weeks go by, every single time you leave your baby’s sight, you have to deal with the after effects. It causes you to ball up your fists and want to tear your hair out.

Along with much needed sleep, I need space. I want to have a relaxing time away from everything and come home grateful and happy. I want to be able to miss my kids, and for them to see it. I would be happier and everyone else would be happier.

My ‘time off’ consists of weekly or bi-weekly grocery shopping, which is around 30-45 minutes. That’s the time I get away from home. And it consists of running an errand. 30-45 minutes isn’t enough time. It’s like getting a taste of freedom and having it ripped away.

Last week my husband kindly offered to give me some ‘alone’ time last weekend. I waited days for it. What happened? It never came. There were too many things to do around the house. Landscaping. Weeding. Trimming the bushes. Cleaning. Laundry. Cooking. Running errands. And it happens every weekend. So many things to do. By the end of the weekend, I am MORE exhausted because we capitalize on our free time by doing MORE. We are masochists.

We don’t live near family or friends. There is no one around to help. And we are not comfortable leaving the kids with a baby-sitter yet while they are so young. We even looked at daycare (outrageous costs). So far our plan is just to wait it out until these kids go to school. It’s the waiting that’s the hardest part.

So, while I know the couple simple things that would make it easier in our lives (sleep and time off) both of those are not feasible.

I should be so happy and grateful. My kids are happy and healthy. Everyone is well fed. We have a roof over our heads. There are other people who are dealing with way more problems. I feel like someone will slap me across the face for talking like this. For being ungrateful. For being selfish. For wanting other things. Which is probably why I rarely hear it from other moms. Or they are just really better at being moms than I am.

For Mother’s Day, I joked which seafood restaurant they are taking me to. My husband said my daughter wants to take me to Chuck e Cheese. Because Mother’s Day should be what the kids want to do for their mom. Again, I am ungrateful and selfish for not liking this idea. I picture chasing my toddler surrounded by screaming wild kids in a crazy place ruled by a freakishly giant mouse and want to cry. It is extra effort I don’t want to put in. I don’t want this and feel horrible for it.

Most bloggers will say after feeling all this, everything is instantly better because their kid hugged them or said I love you, or their baby smiled at them. And that all this pain and stress is worth it. IT ISN’T. A smiling baby lifts you up temporarily, yes. My toddler hugging me makes me feel better. But it doesn’t take away the fact that I still need sleep and time off. The solution for a lack of sleep and time off is MORE SLEEP AND MORE TIME OFF.

Sorry for the lack of a happy ending on this post and so many others. That’s what the bottom of the pool feels like.

Kids say the darndest things.

Sometimes when I’m up to my neck in puke, poopy diapers, and other forms of bodily fluids and human waste, my toddler will say something funny or clever enough to make me relax and laugh again. Here are some classics:

  1. Recovering from the flu, she coughs and asks in a raspy voice: “Mom, why do I sound like a boy when I’m sick? And do boys sound like girls when they’re sick?”
  2. Mom…I think my pet termite is dead.
  3. Don’t poke my ear drumstick out with that q-tip!
  4. Let’s play a game. It’s called ‘I win and get a piece of chocolate‘.
  5. saw a picture of me pre- kids and excitedly exclaimed, “Mommy mommy you combed your hair! And you were smiling!”
  6. Mom, I’m hungry. Can I have some food to give me energy? I think chocolate will help.
  7. Do you get eye crispies from eating rice crispies?
  8. reading a book about animals to baby sister: ” This is a cow, you get milk from it. This is a pig, you get bacon from it.”
  9. Me: “I need to go by myself.”
    Toddler: “Can I go by myself with you?”
  10. My name is not gorgeous!
  11. Holding a toy hammer and wrench, she tells me: “Come over here and lemme fix you mommy, you’re going to feel much better.”
  12. I did not hit her. She fell on my hand.
  13. Daddy is old, like 20. Mommy isn’t as old, she’s 17.
  14. Gives sister a toy: “See, mommy? I’m accommodating her.”

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